17 Badass and Funny Quotes from Castlevania

by TEAM_IANJune 22, 2021June 22, 2021

We already made a post about 30 New Quotes From Netflix Castlevania combining all those excellent quotes from all four seasons but something was missing ..and what could that be?! Well, it’s those hilarious savage quotes from the series that gave the series an extra spice from the side. So here we are with another 17 badass and funny quotes from Castlevania that you definitely owe yourself to take a look at.

Enjoy:

1. Trevor Belmont

“I’m Trevor **** Belmont, and I’ve never lost a fight to man nor **** beast” ~Trevor Belmont (Castlevania)

“Dear God, please don’t let the vampire’s guts ruin my good tunic” ~Trevor Belmont (Castlevania)

“Stone the **** up” ~Trevor Belmont (Castlevania)

“I am Trevor Belmont of the House of Belmont, and dying has never frightened me”
~Trevor Belmont (Castlevania)

“We’ve spent a couple of months living your life. Adventures and victories. And now we’re living my life”
~Trevor Belmont (Castlevania)

“Killing you was the point. Living through it was just a luxury”
~Trevor Belmont (Castlevania)

“Why the **** would anyone do that? Would you do that? Oh, exactly. God this is getting on my nerves. I wish I could **** kill you twice!”
~Trevor Belmont (Castlevania)

“You ended a war on humankind. Don’t get weepy about it.”
~Trevor Belmont (Castlevania)

“Look into my eyes. Do you really, really want to make my life any more annoying right now, hm?”
~Trevor Belmont (Castlevania)

2. Alucard

“And God **** in my dinner once again. Oh no. I am really am turning into Belmont. Is life even worth living now?”
~Alucard (Castlevania)

“You got nothing but insults have you? A tired little-.”
~Alucard (Castlevania)

“Please. This isn’t a bar fight. Have some class.”
~Alucard (Castlevania)

3. Sypha Belnades

“I do hope you sleep well tonight with my tiny, icy foot shoved all the way up your…”
~Sypha Belnades (Castlevania)

“I will incinerate you before your fangs touch that man’s throat.”
~Sypha Belnades (Castlevania)

“I could pee in a bucket and tell him it’s beer.”
~Sypha Belnades (Castlevania)

4. Dracula

“One year. I gave you one year to make your peace with your God. And what do you do? Celebrate the day you killed my wife. One year I gave you, while I assembled my armies. And now I bring your death. You had your chance.”
~Dracula (Castlevania)

“One year. It will take me one year to summon an army from the guts of Hell itself!”
~Dracula (Castlevania)

How did you like these badass and funny quotes from Castlevania ? Which one of them do you find most interesting ? Do not forget to let us know down below !

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